Legend Maker's Note: Nothing super special about this story’s concept: I try and be funny and examine the pros and cons of modern day Christmas’, as well as the people who go through them at varying speeds. And I borrow from a comic book. Nothing to see here, except the story.

Webmaster's Note: While this is a one-shot (meaning a one chapter story), it is far too big to fit into just one page. One shots are usually short, but LM must have ignored that concept when she wrote it. Anyway, the links to each section are below, and each section has a link to the next part at the end as if they were chapters. Just remember: It's all ONE chapter. Blame LM if your eyes fall out.